ROARY: Ya know Levi, today is a special, special day!!
LEVI: You mean we get more food?
ROARY: No, it's more special than that!
LEVI: I don't think there is any day more special than a day you get extra food.
ROARY: that's cause you're still a baby, I'm 3 months older than you are and I know A LOT more than you do! Today is special cause it's our Daddy's birthday!!!
LEVI: A birthday? What is a birthday?
ROARY: A birthday is when you celebrate the day you came out of your Mama's tummy with your litter mates. Humans make a HUGE deal when someone has a birthday.
LEVI: That sounds like fun Roary, does it mean that Dad gets more food?
ROARY: Actually, I think he DOES! But, we have to do something special for him BEFORE he gets more food, because believe it or not there are things that are more important than food!
LEVI: Like what? Eating poop?
ROARY: OMC you are completely disgusting, but then again, I already knew that. You aren't the most discerning about what goes into your mouth like I am, but I digress...by saying there are more important things, I mean like acknowledging someone you love as much as we love Daddy. We have to do something to show him we love him. My idea was since Mom is constantly annoying us taking photos, we should break into her computer and post photos for Daddy for his birthday!
LEVI: Of food?
ROARY: OMC you have so much to learn! Nooooo Big Head! Pictures of US!! Cause WE make Dad smile! Trust me on this Big Head, he's gonna LOVE THEM!! I'm gonna share my photos first, ok?
LEVI: Ok!
Dad you make me soar to new heights!!!
I love relaxing with you!
YOU ARE THE BEST DAD EVER!!
LOVE, ROARY
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LEVI: so now it's my turn?
ROARY: take it away, and when you're done, take your wooly, big-headed self back to Ohio where you came from! (Ooops! I didn't say that, that was my evil Gemini twin saying that, not me!!) Go ahead Big Head, post your photos!
You always make me feel safe!
You are fun to give kisses to!
I love relaxing with you after a long day of peeing and pooping
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In my world, you are BETTER THAN TREATS!
(wait, I'm not sure about that but I will say it if I get more food)
Now, do I get MORE FOOD????
LOVE, LEVI
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IF I FLASH YOU A SMILE DO I GET MORE FOOD???
ROARY: Oh you are exhausting!!! I can barely stand it! No Big Head, you don't get more food until I sing Dad his special birthday song!!!!
ROARY: 🎜🎝🎶🎜🎝🎶Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday deeeaaaar Daddy!!!! Happy Birthday toooooooo YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU DAD!!!!
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LOVE FROM ROARY AND LEVI
LEVI: YAY!! Now that the obligatory birthday post is over I DEFINITELY GET MORE FOOD!!!!! Bring it on Dad, step up the pace, jump to it!!!!!! I'm STARVING!!! Oh and enjoy your special day but, enjoying it doesn't mean you shirk your responsibilities!!!!!! BRING ON THE FOOD!!!
LOVE, LEVI
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