FROM CAT CHAT WITH CAREN AND CODY: Portions of this post appeared in 2016 on Take Your Cat To The Vet Day. We liked it so much are so lazy, we wanted to repeat it this year with some modifications. And...don't listen to Cody TOO MUCH. My husband and I are HUGE advocates for pet wellness visits and we make sure that we are not strangers at the Vet's office!! Since Cody is a senior kitty we have wellness visits TWICE a year and any other time we deem necessary. We are blessed that we go to:
DePorre Veterinary Hospital
here in Michigan
which is a:
(For a list of Cat Friendly Practices in YOUR area, click here)
Now that we made everyone feel better, read on and enjoy!!! Take it away Cody!!
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Hi my furiends!!! It's Cody and as many of you already know, today is
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Bring or Take) Your Cat to the (dreaded) Vet Day better known as
Mom, Dad, "Dr.Smiley" and his evil assistant get a good laugh day at MY expense!
******* (According to Days of the Year it is "Take Your Cat To The Vet Day", catvets.com is referring to it as "Bring Your Cat To the Vet Day" the message is the same!)
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This photo is from a previous visit to Dr.Smiley's Evil Laboratory Just for the record, Dr.Smiley and Gabby are really NOT evil!!! |
Well, this is
ONE CAT who is
NOT going to the Vet
today,
(Don't get nervous!! I AM going in September for my Wellness exam and my annual Rabies shot!!! )
Anyway kitties, if
YOU want to avoid a trip to the Vet, let me tell you what I have done in the past to delay that dreaded trip! You can take these tips and apply them to your own house, or come up with better ones of your own!
TIP #1 BE OBSERVANT!!!
One day I was minding my own business, resting on a chair during the dark and quiet wee hours of the morning trying to drown out the relentless droning of
Big Brother After Dark that Mom is
obsessed with. My PTU
(Personal Transport Unit for those who haven't been blogging long), is always kept in the living room with
BOTH doors open. I will often slink into it's cozy, furry, blanket padded depths to get some much needed slumber. That night/morning something unusual happened. The rotund one actually moved off of the couch and closed one of the doors on my PTU.
I WAS ON HIGH ALERT!!!! KITTIES! THAT IS A WARNING!! THAT MEANS YOU ARE GOING TO THE VET AND THEY ARE LEAVING ONE DOOR OPEN AT THE TOP SO THEY CAN PUT THROW YOU INTO YOUR PTU AND LOCK YOU IN FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE FOREVER!!!!!! I was beginning to formulate a plan, but didn't want to act prematurely. I decided to see what else would happen that was out of the ordinary, and if strange things continued, I would spring into action!!
TIP #2 WATCH FOR A CHANGE IN ROUTINE!!!
Normally, every morning I am on the couch getting some much-needed rest,
(I am already fed because Dad gets up early to feed Sheltie boy and I while Mom snores away.) Mom usually says good morning to Sheltie Boy and then forgets that I exist. Well, that day, after her usual morning greeting, Mom walked over to me and started petting me and cooing. Then, I heard her start telling Dad,
"I hope he stays there, this will be MUCH EASIER." ONCE AGAIN, I WAS ON HIGH ALERT!!! "THIS WILL BE MUCH EASIER?" I KNEW WHAT THAT MEANT!!!! I strolled into the kitchen and figured if I showed Mom and Dad my ample belleh,
(which they LOVE to pet), they would be so overcome with my adorableness that they would be distracted.
More talk followed...Mom said
"Oh no!! He's off of the couch! He will soon disappear and I won't find him!!" I WAS OUTTA THERE!!!!!
TIP #3 BEGIN TO PUT YOUR PLAN INTO ACTION
Find the
MESSIEST closet or room in the house and
GET THERE FAST!!!!!!
Observe the photo above. My hiding spot of choice is in the messy closet that is in
Mom's our office,
(that she never uses). That white closet door doesn't open properly for humans, which is PURRFECT for me! That pink PTU was Angel Bobo's,
(why she got a pink PTU for a male cat is beyond me, but I digress....) and I love to sleep there. When I go there, I feel Angel Bobo's spirit, and I know that I am
SAFE! Mom can't fit her fat-filled arms into that tiny space to get me because the door on the PTU opens
TOWARDS her. I can get in, but
SHE CAN'T!!!
I waited til I heard Mom say,
"I don't feel like, stressing Cody or myself out today, I can't reach him when he is in Bobo's carrier, it's much too hard. I am going to reschedule his appointment. It's just a shot and it can wait."
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Once I heard Mom on the phone with Dr.Smiley's evil assistants saying something about
"being stupid because she forgot to barricade the closet", and I heard something about rescheduling, I waited til I noticed that the
chauffeur, Dad, had left to run errands. Once he was out of the house I knew I was safe!!!! That day Mom re-scheduled the appointment for the end of August, thankfully, TOTALLY forgetting that
August 22nd is (Take or) Bring Your Cat to the Vet Day! At about 8:30 am
(which would have been more than enough time to stuff me into my PTU had Mom not already canceled the appointment), I nonchalantly strolled out of the closet and went back....
WHERE? Why the COUCH of course!!!
YAY FOR ME!!!
FROM THE MOM: While Cody DID successfully sabotage a trip to the Vet that day, he was by NO MEANS out of the woods! He ended up going to the Vet at the end of that month!!! In our house we are firm believers in "wellness visits", (going to the Vet for check-ups when all is fine, and not waiting for an illness or a crisis to present itself), and keeping up with NECESSARY vaccines, (if applicable!)
Wellness visits are important because they can often detect problems that could be cropping up. By catching a potential problem EARLY it can help avoid some costly vet bills! Preventative care is important for humans and it is equally as important for our cats (and dogs!!!)
FROM CODY: Ok, so Dr.Smiley isn't really so bad, he is quite nice really, but I am not thrilled with being called overweight and getting poked, prodded and having a shot, even if I DO know how important it is. So kitties, what have YOU done to escape going to the Vet? Share YOUR tips because I can always use a few new ones!!
Oh and my FINAL tip for today?
KITTIES....WATCH YOUR BACK!!!!!!!!!!
Love, Cody