Friday Funny

Today's post isn't about cats.

This post is about one of many ridiculous emails I receive on a regular basis. This one in particular has to take the cake.

Should I reveal the sender of this post? Probably not, but if they are intellectually challenged enough to send it to me then  being in the snarky mood that I am in, I have the right to display it,  in all of it's glory.

Enjoy!

Subject: Janitorial Budget

Priority: Normal Date: Tuesday, November 1, 2011 10:53 AM Size: 3 KB

Hi , I am checking in to see how you are doing with your janitorial services? We are approaching budget season again. Would you like an estimate for the next fiscal year? Best regards, Randy Randall Martin Vice President Sales & Marketing Skyline Building Care estimate.skylinebuildingcare@gmail.com 925-705-0889 Serving the Janitorial Service & Supply Needs of California Businesses

Yep you read correctly! The email is about "Janitorial Services"

Here is my response. Sadly, I accidentally deleted the original that I REALLY DID send to "Mr. Martin". This is a reasonable facsimile thereof:

Dear Mr. Martin,


I suggest before you grab links and just write to them at random, that you do your homework and READ the content that is housed on the links you have chosen to solicit.

I have a CAT BLOG. The link you are writing to is a CAT BLOG.


Are you interested in joining me during my day that involves scooping industrial sized cat turds from the litter box?


 Have a hankering for picking up dog poop from our courtyard?


No? I didn't think so.


Welcome to my world.


Peace Out.


Caren Gittleman

Needless to say I did not receive a response.

Warning to those who contact me and have no clue as to WHO or WHAT they are contacting. If you approach me with stupidity, please be prepared to accept what you will receive in return.

The human equivalent of a hiss and claws poised and at-the-ready.

So,  this  post REALLY WAS about CATS after all!