The World Is STILL Your Litter Box! By Quasi (Typed By Steve Fisher), Book Review By Cody

Hey guys! Did you buy your copy of "The World Is Your Litter Box" that I told you to buy a week ago? The answer had better not be "No!!" If it is, I am already two paws ahead of all of you in my quest to "make my life even MORE pleasant, entertaining and enjoyable!" Why? Because I have read "The World Is STILL Your Litter Box" the sequel to Quasi's pawtacular first book "The World Is Your Litter Box".

That Quasi is a real hoot! He is one intelligent cat (aren't we all?) His writing is sarcastic (kinda like me!) and he is so hilarious he had me on my back, belleh in the wind, my paws just kicking in the air from laughing so much! I got a better high from this book than I get when I get a nose full of catnip, and THAT is saying A LOT!

Quasi has the insight that all of our elderstatescats have. It is as if he is peeking through all of our windows and cat doors and knows exactly what is going on in our cathouses. Hmmmm...maybe he IS peeking in?

"If cats could drive, text and launch missiles,

they would rule the world" ....Quasi, 2010

After Quasi's success on his first book some kitties around the world wrote to him and asked him to answer some very impawtant questions such as:

"How can I tell if my human is a true cat nut or merely an affected POSER?"

"How can I be a more effective kitty fighting machine so I don't become "dog meat" when I go up against a larger foe?"

"How can i make my human say "Awwww" no matter what act of unacceptable kitty  behavior I may have committed?"

"How can I have even MORE fun when I'm high on catnip without attracting the attention of the police or federal narcotics agents?"

"How can I make sure my human keeps my litterbox as clean as the men's room at a Shell station?"

Pretty cool questions huh?

There is one HUGE change in Quasi's life that he sagely discusses in "The World Is STILL Your Litter Box", and I gotta say I felt super bad for Quasi on this one. He now has to share his home with not one, but TWO new kitties!! Pawish the thought!!

You gotta read about the lessons he has taught them cause you will be rolling with laughter! No worries though, Quasi is still the "Demander In Chief"

One of my favorite parts of the book was the chapter called "What To Do If Your Human Puts You On A Diet" Ohhhh how I could relate to THAT! Quasi was put on a "Duck & Green Pea" diet! You regular readers of Cat Chat know that I suffered a similar fate when my Mom had to put me on a Rabbit diet!

Quasi's solution to this dilemma was pure genius! Made me wish I was an indoor/outdoor kitty just so I could try the same plan. But indoor kitties, have no fear! Quasi thought of us too!! I'm not gonna share his tips with ya though, you will have to purchase "The World Is STILL Your Litter Box" to find out!!

You can find it on www.amazon.com or www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com and even your local book store!

Now...as Quasi says I gotta go and "kick some kitty butt!!" (or in MY house it is doggie butt!)

Later!

PS:To Steve. Thanks for typing this masterpiece for my pal Quasi. Gotta tell ya though, if we cats ever get compawters that we don't need opposable thumbs to use, you're gonna be out of a job my friend!

Ok..I'm REALLY outta here!!